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silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 65,673 notes

notjustaquietgirl:

halloweenpunkaesthetic:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

AND DON’T “COME OUT” AS STRAIGHT OH MY FUCK

Very important

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 106,402 notes

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 110,295 notes

yeux-de-fleurs:

well that doesn’t seem to be working.

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 59,735 notes

bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 226,180 notes

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 51,169 notes

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 309,792 notes
Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 35,869 notes

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 122,843 notes

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 610,423 notes

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2014 with 31,156 notes

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 276,371 notes

roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 84,758 notes

dutchster:

when the teacher says “you have to be pretty stupid to get this question wrong” and the whole class laughs but i don’t understand it at all

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Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 50,486 notes

xiumeme:

guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a 5SOS video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but 5SOS sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.

Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 42,638 notes